Keep Johnny Depp out of Pirates of the Caribbean – New York Post

Awesome idea, ahoy!

Barely a month since Johnny Depp He won the never-ending defamation trial Against ex-wife Amber Heard, a rumor has surfaced on PopTopic website that Disney, in its infinite Dis-dom, wants the actor to resume bouncing in more Pirates of the Caribbean films For an obscene 301 million dollars.

e! On Tuesday I mentioned that Depp was a rep He told NBC News: that the report was “made-up,” although the scattered team certainly prefers headlines about potential contract negotiations over those about the actor’s text messages promising to “global humiliationFrom his ex-wife.

I, on the other hand, do not.

Even if the Mouse House offers Depp a single gold double to start off as Captain Jack Sparrow again, that’s a plan worth having on deck.

Legally, the actor is perfectly employable. Depp had his day (well, his big days) in court and came out victorious. The court of public opinion can smile and groan all it wants, but it is no substitute for the justice system.

Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow (2003)
Depp was nominated for an Academy Award for his role as Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.

What bothers me with wood is that Old Man Depp is no longer physically or artistically capable of acting in these films. He must be dumped urgently into the Hollywood Tower.

When the first “Pirates” movie—*takes a big dose of pirate rum*—was released 19 years ago, Depp was a young, sexy 40-year-old who had just two years earlier played the flaming fiancée Juliette Binoche in Chocolat. “

The actor, who has often taken on scary roles in Tim Burton films like “Edward Scissorhands” and “Sleepy Hollow,” donned a pirate hat, slapped his hilarious sense of humor and earned him an Oscar nomination for Best Actor. And rightly so.

How things have changed! Now after pushing 60, Depp hasn’t drunk from the Fountain of Youth like the Tom Cruise group of the same age. He looks and acts as if he has a timeshare in Davy Jones’ closet.

Five years ago, in the terrible “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Dead Tell No TalesHe was more like a bobbing buoy than a notorious sailor as he phoned idle in his shuffles and steals for the camera. Every chapter since the original release has been unobservable, but Depp’s cute transformation has usually been a sure bet. Since the fifth installment, he’s no longer That’s right.The movie has a score of 30% on RottenTomatoes, which is roughly 30%.

Depp was a sad shell of himself
Depp was sad about himself in “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales”.
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Yes, 875,337 people Sign the petition Last year he asks Deep to pick up the sword again. But they are absolutely free.

He’s better off in more mature films like this year’s “Minamata,” in which he played a real-life photojournalist – the best-reviewed role in years. Leave the treasure hunt for the up-and-coming talents in the reboot. Harry Styles prioritizes acting like music these days, with two high-profile films releasing in 2022. Let him try on leather shoes and eyeliner. He already owns a lot of scarves.

Austin Butler could also be a good choice after him An attractive and cheerful character in the movie “Elvis”.

If Disney can only recycle its old properties, the studio might also remake the entire franchise. Keira Knightley was 18 years old in the first movie; She is now 37 years old. Orlando Bloom, who used to be 26 years old, is 45 years old today. Both are great, but it’s daddy time for all of us.

But most importantly, the life of a pirate… for anyone but Johnny Depp.

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